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Valley of the Dolls (1967)

Three young women (Barbara Parkins, Patty Duke, and Sharon Tate) decide on a career in show business in this trashy film version of Jacqueline Susann’s pulp novel. They are lovely to behold, but their acting is terrible, and no one else in this sorry affair does much better.

Anne Wells (Parkins) leaves the snowfall of New England for the slush of New York and immediately ends up with the dream job for a pre-feminist era Vassar girl, as a secretary, and meets Mr Heartthrob, Lyon (Paul Burke, who employs the interesting acting device of talking about being British instead of actually using a British accent!).

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Anne tangles with the nasty grand dame of the theatre, Helen Lawson (Susan Hayward), and then becomes a supermodel overnight.

Jennifer North (Tate) is an aspiring actress who has a nice body but can’t act. We know this to be true as she is often shown in a telephone conversation with her mother about her lack of talent.

She too falls in love, with Tony Scotti (Tony Polar), a lounge entertainer with what sounds like a singer’s version of a speech impediment. Tony also harbours a deep dark secret which somehow drives Jennifer to get naked in French cinema . . .

Neely O’Hara (Duke) is the kid ‘who’s really got it’ (talent, that is). Neely walks out with dignity from Ms Lawson’s show after it becomes clear she’s a threat to the aging star. She claws her way to the top singing some of the worst songs ever written for the screen.

Her fame evaporates into pills, booze and divorce, and she somehow ends up in the same sanatorium as Jennifer’s boyfriend, returns to defile Ms Lawson’s wig and delivers a near career-ender of a final scene.

We are also exposed to Duke’s delivery of Goodbye Pussycat, Me-yoow and a pool scene with “how dare you contaminate my pool?” – “Here . . . maybe this’ll disinfect it”.

The men in the film seem hand picked for their blandness. They are essentially slices of white bread between which a self-destructive female sturm and drang sandwich is made.

As controversial as the movie was at the time it was released, it still omits plotlines such as Jennifer’s lesbian affair, Tony’s preference for ‘backdoor deliveries’ and Neely walking in on Ted Casablanca with another man.

It’s speculated that Jacqueline Susann based the character of Neely O’Hara on Judy Garland. In fact, Garland was signed to play Helen Lawson but sadly the actress was too busy living her own train-wreck to participate in this one, and was replaced by Susan Hayward.

Valley Of The Dolls is a quintessential 1960s time capsule. Everything from Anne’s lipstick shade (barely pink) to the George Nelson chairs in her modern home. It is also an entertaining piece of cinematic trash that is nowhere near as racy as it would like us to believe.

TRIVIA
Patty Duke released the album Patty Duke Sings Songs From Valley Of The Dolls and Other Selections in 1968. On it she sings her own off-key renditions of songs from the movie. It seems Patty did not do her own singing in the film. Listen to this album and find out why!

Anne Wells
Barbara Parkins
Neely O’Hara
Patty Duke
Jennifer North
Sharon Tate
Lyon Burke
Paul Burke
Helen Lawson
Susan Hayward
Tony Scotti
Tony Polar
Mel Anderson
Martin Milner
Kevin Gillmore
Charles Drake
Ted Casablanca
Alex Davion
Miriam Polar

Lee Grant 
Miss Steinberg

Naomi Stevens 
Henry Bellamy

Robert H. Harris

Director
Mark Robson

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