maxresdefault"Crispy, spiky tubes of delicious mashed potato with a real tomato ketchup centre"

Take Britain's favourite food - chips - and inject them with Britain's favourite sauce - ketchup - and what have you got? I've no idea, but it certainly isn't Ketchips!

These were soggy mush-flavoured potato croquettes filled with a lava-temperature vinegar paste.

Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrongability . . .