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Porterhouse Blue


1 9 8 7 (UK)
4 x 50 minute episodes

David Jason starred as priggish porter Skullion in the four-part Channel 4 serial Porterhouse Blue, Tom Sharpe’s super satire of Oxbridge life.

In the most fantastical and strangely beautiful scene of the series, troubled student Zipser (John Sessions) had to dispose of several thousand condoms. His solution was to fill each with gas from his fire and float them up the chimney.

From there the teated balloons floated and settled on the college lawn, forcing a horrified Skullion to rush around frantically trying to puncture them.

But the scene proved to be a series of headaches for producer Robert Knight. First, Durex had refused to supply the condoms because they disapproved of the frivolity of the project. Luckily Duet, a rival firm, saw the joke and sent ten thousand.


Then the dons at Cambridge – where they planned to film – objected. A suitably scholarly square was located in Peterborough.

Finally, the hoped-for still moonlight in which the ‘balloons’ – filled with a little water – would hang ‘like lost sperm in the air’ turned out a night of gale-force winds. What viewers didn’t see were about 20 people releasing 15 condoms each, while others sewed dozens into the lawns.

In the event, the wind made things funnier, David Jason won the BAFTA Best Actor award, and the night of the flying condoms lives in British television history.

David Jason
Sir Godber Evans 

Ian Richardson

Paul Rogers
Senior Tutor 

John Woodnutt 

Harold Innocent
Lady Mary 

Barbara Jefford
Ian Wallace
Professor Siblington 

Willoughby Goddard

Lockwood West

Bob Goody

Roy Evans
John Sessions
Sir Cathcart D’Eath 

Charles Gray
Mrs. Biggs 

Paula Jacobs 

John Rogan
Dr Messmer 

Tim Preece
Miles Richardson
Earl Rhodes

Charles Millham
Cornelius Carrington 

Griff Rhys Jones