Lisbon 1492: Christopher Columbus (Jim Dale) sets sail with his brother Bart (Peter Richardson) and a motley crew, made up mostly of refugees from the Spanish Inquisition, to discover a direct sea route to the Far East.
He does not realise that two spies, planted by the Sultan of Turkey, are on board.
With many of the original Carry On regulars (Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Charles Hawtrey, Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Connor) no longer with us or (sensibly) otherwise engaged, it was left to more contemporary comedians such as Alexei Sayle, Julian Clary, Rik Mayall and Tony Slattery to put the final nail in the Carry On coffin with a cacophony of puerile jokes and plenty of general atrociousness.
The new cast members look dreadfully embarrassed to be here and contribute wooden performances. Maureen Lipman is equally awful as Esmeralda.
The movie mainly fails because the Carry On films are part of British comedy nostalgia, and, like many other historic things (the three-day week, the Blitz, rationing), they are probably best remembered rather than re-created.
Perhaps the other reason this flopped is that the supposedly serious Christopher Columbus: The Discovery, with Marlon Brando, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Tom Selleck, released in the same year, was much funnier.
The budget for Carry On Columbus was £2.5 million (compared to the first of the series, Carry On Sergeant (1958), which was made for just £74,000).
Christopher Columbus
Jim Dale Mordecai Mendoza
Bernard Cribbins Countess Esme
Maureen Lipman Bart
Peter Richardson Achmed
Alexei Sayle Sultan
Rik Mayall Pontiac
Charles Fleischer The Chief
Larry Miller Wazir
Nigel Planer King Ferdinand of Spain
Leslie Phillips Queen Isabella
June Whitfield Diego
Julian Clary Fatima
Sara Crowe Maria
Holly Aird Martin
Martin Clunes Pepi
Keith Allen Marco the Cereal Killer
Jack Douglas Sam
Allan Corduner Torquemada
James Faulkner The Shaman
Peter Gordeno The Bosun
Don Henderson Wang
Burt Kwouk Chiquita
Rebecca Lacey Hubba
Chris Langham Tonto the Torch
Danny Peacock Duke of Costa Brava
Jon Pertwee Baba the Messenger
Tony Slattery Don Felipe
Richard Wilson
Director
Gerald Thomas
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