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    Escape to Athena (1979)

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    Roger Moore ambles in and out of a Teutonic accent as Major Otto Hecht, the Kommandant of a prison camp in Greece toward the end of World War II. He is given to telling his charges, “This is an American word I am not understanding”.

    Although he does have the decency to flash an occasional self-deprecating smile at the camera suggesting that nothing in Escape From Athena is meant to tax our understanding or be taken too seriously.

    The film is under the erratic direction of George Cosmatos, who gave us The Cassandra Crossing (1976) and quickly became a one-man warning to beware of Greeks bearing cameras.

    The subject of the movie seems to be dredged from an assortment of behind-the-lines war movies, beginning with collusion between Major Hecht and the prisoners to seize some treasure stashed in a mountain monastery (why this hoard has gone unmolested by the Germans is one of the screenplay’s many evasions).

    The film then dwells on noble resistance fighters struggling to free the island under the leadership of Zeno (Telly Savalas), who spends most of his time modelling chest jewellery.

    Then Cosmatos seems to have remembered The Guns of Navarone (1961), and the monastery is revealed to be a secret German rocket base. The base contains a single rocket that looks like a used muffler, and we are ominously informed that this awesome weapon is about to sink the Allied fleet.

    Visions of destroyers and cruisers dodging the flying muffler dance in the mind, and then Escape from Athena gets seriously silly. It is, of course, one of those near-cartoons of a movie with a celebrity cast acting inanimately and speaking almost pidgin English for dubbing purposes.

    The only participant who seems comfortable in these reduced artistic circumstances is the incomparable Sonny Bono. David Niven’s excuse is that his son produced the film.

    And Telly Savalas channels his inner Anthony Quinn to do a little Greek dance at the film’s end.

    Thanks to Desmond Ryan

    Major Otto Hecht
    Roger Moore
    Zeno
    Telly Savalas
    Professor Blake
    David Niven
    Dottie Del Mar
    Stefanie Powers
    Eleana
    Claudia Cardinale
    Nat Judson
    Richard Roundtree
    Bruno Rotelli
    Sonny Bono
    Charlie Dane
    Elliott Gould
    SS Major Volkmann
    Anthony Valentine
    Braun
    Siegfried Rauch
    Sergeant Mann
    Michael Sheard
    Reistoffer
    Richard Wren
    Vogel
    Philip Locke
    Lantz
    Steve Ubels

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