This R-rated spoof of classic fairy tale characters begins when the Prince (Don Sparks) turns 21 and discovers he must sire an heir or lose his kingdom. Unfortunately, he is unable to “perform” so his learned advisers – his “sex-perts” if you will – send him to the Land of the Fairies to seek a cure for his “curse”.
He first meets Little Bo Peep (Angela Aames) who attempts to help him with his problem but fails miserably. She recommends the Prince visit the old lady who lives in a shoe – she’ll know what to do . . .
Turns out The Shoe of Pleasure is a brothel run by ‘old lady’ Madame Gussie Gander (Brenda Fogarty), where Snow White (Anne Gaybis) is a working girl who spends her days bonking the seven dwarfs.
The rest of the film takes place primarily in the shoe, with jokes, bad sex puns, and more nudity and sex.
After encounters with Old King Cole (Bob Leslie), Scheherazade (Nai Bonet), the Frog Prince (Lee Arries), and Sirus the Pimp (Sy Richardson), the Prince finally comes face to face with his dream girl, a beautiful sleeping virgin (80s scream queen Linnea Quigley in her first feature role).
The Prince wakes his dream girl, consummates their relationship and saves the kingdom. She moves in with him at his palace and they all live happily ever after.
All the women in Fairy Tales are young and beautiful and take off their clothes for no real reason at all. What’s not to love? The music and songs are also excellent.
Ex-Vandellas star Martha Reeves appears in the film (as a voodoo practitioner) singing a great song. Reeves was apparently unaware that she was appearing in an adult film until she took members of her church to see it.
Released in some markets as Adult Fairy Tales.
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Don Sparks Sirus the Pimp
Sy Richardson Dr Eyes
Irwin Corey Dr Ears
Robert Harris Dr Mustachio
Simmy Bow Doorman (Tommy Tucker)
Robert Staats Aunt La Voh
Martha Reeves Madame Gussie Gander
Brenda Fogarty Baron
Frank Ray Perilli Otto
Angelo Rossitto Old King Cole
Bob Leslie Jack
Jeff Doucette Jill
Lindsay Freeman Scheherazade
Nai Bonet Little Bo Peep
Angela Aames Snow White
Anne Gaybis Frog Prince
Lee Arries Ugly Sleeping Beauty
Fred Deni Dream Girl Sleeping Beauty
Linnea Quigley Peeping Tom
Moose Carlson King’s Messenger
Michael Hardin Queen / Mirror Image
Sherri Bragg Little Red Riding Hood
Melinda Utal
Director
Harry Hurwitz (Harry Tampa)
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