In the distant future, a beautiful Space Virgin (blonde Hustler centrefold Kari Klark) is apparently the last of the human species. Manufactured in a “protoplasmic duplicator”, this star-struck cutie’s sexual desires are a complete mystery to her.
In desperation, she turns to her trusty robot, “Mentor”, (Kevin Thompson in a ridiculous outfit that looks like a garbage can with a smiley face on it) to explain the facts of life.
Mentor shows Star Virgin all about carnal life on the planet Earth through a series of vignettes, including cheerleaders using baby oil to have their way with an unconscious quarterback in order to revive him for a game, a 1950’s-themed rendition of the Garden of Eden (with Tracy Walton as a stunning Eve), Dracula finding himself a new bride (in a funny black and white parody of silent horror movies), a stripper performing with a snake, and two prostitutes servicing a room full of horny guys.
Star Virgin is actually quite an enjoyable story which moves along at a zippy pace and maintains an engaging good-natured tongue-in-cheek tone throughout. Of course, being a hardcore 70s porn movie, there is also wall-to-wall sex throughout.
The scenes in the football locker room were shot in director Howard Ziehm’s garage. The orgy sequence was shot there too.
Charles Dierkop wore a Richard Nixon mask for his role as Igor in the Dracula segment to ensure that no one would find out he had appeared in a porn movie. So, that worked well.