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Up Your Alley (1971)

Seymour (Frank Corsentino) is a nerdy virgin who works in a dead-end job in the catering industry and spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women.

Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a jewel-smuggling plot when Maria (Haji) persuades him to pose as Sicilian Mafia boss Don Marco (Charles Knapp) in order to save her step-father who is held hostage by Marco’s contacts.

But the plot is secondary to the big bosoms.

Released in some markets as The Melon Affair. Hmm, subtle!

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Seymour
Frank Corsentino
Maria Manina
Haji
Don Marco
Charles Knapp
Grogan
Michael Finn
Toenails
Marius Mazmanian
Sissy
Lee McLaughlin
The Chief
Steve Raymond
Mother
Lillian Shrewsbury
Aunt
Irene Makarewicz
Bruno
John Bloom
Krown
Anthony Giger
Hippie
Parker Haig
Gardener
Tyra Tashiro
Nazi
Luanne Roberts
Spumoni #1
Uschi Digard

Director
Art Lieberman