Seymour (Frank Corsentino) is a nerdy virgin who works in a dead-end job in the catering industry and spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women.
Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a jewel-smuggling plot when Maria (Haji) persuades him to pose as Sicilian Mafia boss Don Marco (Charles Knapp) in order to save her step-father who is held hostage by Marco’s contacts.
But the plot is secondary to the big bosoms.
Released in some markets as The Melon Affair. Hmm, subtle!