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Outland (1981)

In a titanium mining colony on Jupiter’s volcanic moon, Io, workers have been taking an illegal super-amphetamine to increase their output so they can earn overtime bonuses.

But after ten months of the stuff, they become psychotic and start to disconnect their air hoses or step out of airlocks or brandish knives – anything to get their bodies to explode and make a nice, suicidal splash.

A self-proclaimed space western, Outland is more of a blow-’em-up than a shoot-’em-up, featuring half a dozen brain or gut splatterings.

Of course, writer-director Peter Hyams intends Io to be a fantasy extension of our own drug-ridden, decadent and manic present-day Earth. He also wants Sean Connery, as space marshal William O’Neil, to function as the Last Angry Man in the universe.

He’s the only one who’s ever tried to stop the drug trade. The other marshals have all been cowed by the power of the conglomerates, represented here by the mining station’s manager, Mark Sheppard (Peter Boyle).

Everyone compared Connery to Gary Cooper in High Noon (1952), but the analogy doesn’t hold.

Cooper was struggling to save his newly civilised town from the bad men who’d terrorised it in the past. But Connery should be striving to save the workers from themselves.

It would make more sense for him to start a drug education program than to immediately start mowing down the dealers. He never even tries to call in reinforcements from the nearest space station, which is only seventy hours away.

He thus seems as stupid as he is agile, nullifying the suspense.

Almost every detail of the plot is off. Even on a small moon, would the workers be sleeping in berths smaller than a roll-top desk? The pipeline workers in Alaska were more comfortably quartered.

And the “poignant” subplot about Connery’s troubled family life misfires: his wife is a cold fish and his kid looks cretinous. He’s better off without them.

Connery himself – though fitter than ever and still able to command an audience with his charisma – looks glum. Perhaps this great big bruin of a man knows that in a shoddy sideshow like this, he’s just another dancing bear.

Sean Connery died peacefully in his sleep at his home in the Bahamas on 31 October 2020 having been unwell for some time. He was 90.

Marshal William T. O’Neil
Sean Connery
Mark Sheppard
Peter Boyle
Dr Lazarus
Frances Sternhagen
Sgt. Montone
James B. Sikking
Carol O’Neil
Kika Markham
Clarke Peters
Steven Berkoff
John Ratzenberger
Paul O’Neil
Nicholas Barnes
Manning Redwood
Flo Spector
Pat Starr
Hal Galili
Angus MacInnes
Stuart Milligan
Eugene Lipinski
Norman Chancer
Ron Travis
Anni Domingo
Bill Bailey
Chris Williams

Peter Hyams