Brummie motorbike courier Nick “Noddy” Oddie (Neil Morrisey) purchases a motorcycle (a Norton Commando) that turns out to be possessed by the spirit of an evil occultist which runs on blood instead of petrol. Naturally, the vampiric motorcycle goes on a bloody rampage.
Costars include Michael Elphick as the pesky garlic-breathed Inspector Cleaver, Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) as a helpful and heroic priest, Andrew Powell as vicious biker gang leader Roach, George Rossi as the brutish Chopper, and Daniel Peacock as the crude Buzzer.
Burt Kwouk has a brief cameo as Fu King, the owner of a Chinese Takeaway.
Director Dirk Campbell milks plenty of campy laughs from the gloriously ridiculous premise and delivers a healthy helping of outrageous gore. Unfortunately, the low budget shows in every scene.
Still, it’s not every day you see a talking turd in a toilet bowl (voiced by Danny Peacock).
Noddy
Neil Morrissey
Kim
Amanda Noar
Cleaver
Michael Elphick
Priest
Anthony Daniels
Roach
Andrew Powell
Chopper
George Rossi
Buzzer
Daniel Peacock
Toad
Midge Taylor
Sergeant
David Daker
Fu King
Burt Kwouk
Dorm
Graham Padden
Nurse
Paula Ann Bland
Sister
Teddie Thompson
Bikes
Terence Budd
Director
Dirk Campbell
