Vacuous Brummie motorbike courier Nick “Noddy” Oddie (Neil Morrisey) purchases a motorcycle (a Norton Commando) that turns out to be possessed by the spirit of an evil occultist which runs on blood instead of petrol. Naturally, the vampiric motorcycle goes on a bloody rampage.
Michael Elphick co-stars as the pesky garlic-munching Inspector Cleaver, with Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) as a helpful and heroic priest.
Andrew Powell is vicious biker gang leader Roach, George Rossi is the brutish Chopper, and Daniel Peacock is the crude Buzzer.
Burt Kwouk has a brief cameo as Fu King, the owner of a Chinese Takeaway.
Director Dirk Campbell milks plenty of campy laughs from the gloriously ridiculous premise and delivers a healthy helping of outrageous gore. Unfortunately, the low budget shows in every scene.
Still, it’s not every day you see a talking turd in a toilet bowl (voiced by Danny Peacock).
Noddy
Neil Morrissey Kim
Amanda Noar Cleaver
Michael Elphick Priest
Anthony Daniels Roach
Andrew Powell Chopper
George Rossi Buzzer
Daniel Peacock Toad
Midge Taylor Sergeant
David Daker Fu King
Burt Kwouk Dorm
Graham Padden Nurse
Paula Ann Bland Sister
Teddie Thompson Bikes
Terence Budd
Director
Dirk Campbell
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Michael Elphick co-stars as the pesky garlic-munching Inspector Cleaver, with Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) as a helpful and heroic priest.
Noddy
Roach
Fu King
