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    Home»Movies»Movies by Decade»Movies - 1970s»Movies 1973»Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width (1973)
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    Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width (1973)

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    Shot at Pinewood Studios, this movie-length adaptation of the popular television series brought Irishman Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly (Joe Lynch) and Jewish Manny Cohen (John Bluthal) to the big screen. Together they comprised ‘Cohen & Kelly – Bespoke Tailors of Whitechapel’.

    Already involved in arguments about their respective religions, the partners have a violent quarrel when Patrick takes the day off to attend a funeral (or rather a drunken wake).

    But worse is to come when their takings are robbed, they have a full-scale fight in a pub, and join a cheap tour to Rome with a party of Catholic priests.

    All the old favourites are there – jokes about the rabbi and circumcision, the Pope and the Virgin Mary – and the long-suffering Yootha Joyce seems as frustrated as newcomer Wendy King (ukulele-playing Opportunity Knocks winner) is quick to remove a skirt or something whenever the plot looks a bit bare.

    Bill Maynard turns in a neat job as a roguish monumental sculptor.

    Joe Lynch died on 1 August 2001 in Alicante, Spain, aged 75. John Bluthal died on 16 November 2018 in Australia. He was 89.

    Manny Cohen
    John Bluthal
    Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly
    Joe Lynch
    Mrs Finch
    Yootha Joyce
    Rita
    Wendy King
    Bridie
    Ann Beach
    Father Ignatious
    Eddie Byrne
    Nathan
    Bernard Stone
    Rabbi
    David Nettheim
    Bishop Rourke
    Ivor Dean
    Larkin
    Bill Maynard
    Murphy
    David Kelly
    Tramp
    Jerold Wells
    Riley
    Paddy Joyce
    Maria
    Vicki Woolf
    Gina
    Hilary Farr (as Hilary Labow)
    Swiss Guard
    Steve Plytas
    Italian Policeman
    William F. Sully
    Lad
    Peter Denyer
    Hostess
    Lindsay Marsh

    Director
    Ronnie Baxter

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