Please Don’t Eat My Mother! (1973)

This softcore adaptation of Little Shop Of Horrors from legendary nudie film Czar Harry Novak and director Carl Monson introduces Henry Fudd (Buck Kartalian), a 43-year-old Jewish virgin still living with his annoying and domineering mother (Lynn Lundgren).

Henry gets his kicks reading skin flicks, spying on copulating couples, and looking after his only friend – a strange carnivorous plant he bought for $1, which he keeps in his bedroom and which speaks to him with a sexy female voice.

As the plant’s appetite graduates from bugs and flies to frogs and dogs, Henry is shocked to discover his friend wants to try one of the appetising centrefold girls pictured on Henry’s wall (although the plant’s first human victim is Henry’s overbearing mother).

Henry begins bringing people home to feed the rapidly growing plant. But when women start disappearing, an overweight, cigar-chomping cop (played by director Carl Monson) appears on the scene – only to end up supplying the plant with its latest dinner.

While Henry is peeping in on his married neighbours having sex, he sees them having an argument that ends abruptly when the wife (Rene Bond) shoots her husband (Ric Lutze) dead.

Henry offers to feed the dead hubby to his man-eating plant, and the busty wife is so grateful that she tears his clothes off and is about to finally pop Henry’s cherry.

Unfortunately, she stands too close to the plant and ends up as plant food.

The premise is used to string together several sex scenes that were considered quite hard for the time – including an unsimulated hand job and a long shot of what is obviously actual penetrative sex.

Henry Fudd
Buck Kartalian
Clarice Fudd
Lynn Lundgren
Florist
Art Hedberg
Harry
Ric Lutze
Harry’s Wife
Rene Bond
Officer O’Columbus
Carl Monson
Call Girl
Alice Friedland
Girl in Car
Flora Weisel
Guy in Park
Dick Burns
Lover 
David Curtis

Director
Carl Monson

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