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    Movies 1971 Movies U 1 Min Read

    Up Your Alley (1971)

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    Seymour (Frank Corsentino) is a nerdy virgin who works in a dead-end job in the catering industry and spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women.

    Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a jewel-smuggling plot when Maria (Haji) persuades him to pose as Sicilian Mafia boss Don Marco (Charles Knapp) in order to save her step-father who is held hostage by Marco’s contacts.

    But the plot is secondary to the big bosoms.

    Released in some markets as The Melon Affair. Hmm, subtle!

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    Seymour
    Frank Corsentino
    Maria Manina
    Haji
    Don Marco
    Charles Knapp
    Grogan
    Michael Finn
    Toenails
    Marius Mazmanian
    Sissy
    Lee McLaughlin
    The Chief
    Steve Raymond
    Mother
    Lillian Shrewsbury
    Aunt
    Irene Makarewicz
    Bruno
    John Bloom
    Krown
    Anthony Giger
    Hippie
    Parker Haig
    Gardener
    Tyra Tashiro
    Nazi
    Luanne Roberts
    Spumoni #1
    Uschi Digard

    Director
    Art Lieberman

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