Seymour (Frank Corsentino) is a nerdy virgin who works in a dead-end job in the catering industry and spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women.
Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a jewel-smuggling plot when Maria (Haji) persuades him to pose as Sicilian Mafia boss Don Marco (Charles Knapp) in order to save her step-father who is held hostage by Marco’s contacts.
But the plot is secondary to the big bosoms.
Released in some markets as The Melon Affair. Hmm, subtle!
Seymour
Frank Corsentino Maria Manina
Haji Don Marco
Charles Knapp Grogan
Michael Finn Toenails
Marius Mazmanian Sissy
Lee McLaughlin The Chief
Steve Raymond Mother
Lillian Shrewsbury Aunt
Irene Makarewicz Bruno
John Bloom Krown
Anthony Giger Hippie
Parker Haig Gardener
Tyra Tashiro Nazi
Luanne Roberts Spumoni #1
Uschi Digard
Director
Art Lieberman
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