- My other car is a . . .
- I brake for . . .
- Love is . . .
- Honk If You Love Jesus
- Jesus Saves
- Ass, Gas or Grass – Nobody Rides For Free
- Honk If You’re Horny
- Have A Nice Day
- Hang Ten
- Keep On Truckin’
- Hang Loose
- Make Love Not War
- Make Babies Not Bombs
- I’d rather be . . . (ski-ing/dancing/surfing etc)
- Cruisin’
- Happy Trails
- Eat My Dust
- Disco Fever
- Beach Bum
- Save The Whales
- Save Water – Shower with a Friend
- Party Animal
- T.G.I.F
- In God We Trust – All Others Pay Cash
- A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed
- War Is Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things
- If You Can Read This You’re Too Damn Close
- If This Van’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Bother Knockin’
- Don’t Laugh Lady, Your Daughter Might Be Inside!
- America – Love It Or Leave It
- Sit On It!
- Disco Sucks!
- Mafia Staff Car
- Mom’s Taxi
- Live Fast Die Young
- One Nuclear Bomb Can Ruin Your Whole Day
- If Guns Are Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Have Guns
- Watch My Rear End, Not Hers!
- Save A Tree – Eat A Beaver
- Move It Or Lose It
- Marijuana Leaf image
- Confederate Flag image
- Rolling Stones tongue image
