Jack The Ripper

1 9 8 8 (UK/USA)
2 x 90 minute episodes

Euston Films decided to celebrate the centenary of the horrific Jack the Ripper prostitute murders and make a killing with sales to America.

Michael Caine was Scotland Yard’s Detective Inspector Abberline in curly bowler and too-small jacket for this two-part miniseries/telemovie – a co-production with Lorimar (the Dallas people).

For it, they built a dinky Whitechapel in Virginia Water in which floozies floozed and urchins urched, speaking the sort of Dick Van Dyke cockney with which American housewives would have no problem.

Red Herrings weren’t simply slipped in – there was a drum roll first: “Oh Lord luv us, isn’t that Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence, grandson of Queen Victoria, known to frequent these parts?”.

Caine’s copper – perusing a succession of ketchup-covered corpses – was naturally brighter than his snooty superiors and, despite his fondness for whisky, was nifty at unbuttoning bodices. Jane Seymour, playing an artist-cum-sleuth, obliged.

The producers improved the publicity by claiming that “tests” proved their culprit – Queen Victoria’s surgeon Sir William Withey Gull – was the real Ripper.

Historians begged to differ.

Chief Inspector Frederick Abberline
Michael Caine
Richard Mansfield 
Armand Assante
Sir William Gull 
Ray McAnally
Sergeant George Godley 
Lewis Collins 
Robert James Lees 
Ken Bones
Catherine Eddowes 
Susan George 
Emma 
Jane Seymour 
Coroner Wynne Baxter
Harry Andrews 
Mary Jane Kelly 
Lysette Anthony 
Rodman 
Roger Ashton-Griffiths
Sergeant Kerby 
Peter Armitage