Made in Germany in 1974, this is the film Kubrick might have made had he been sex-obsessed and talentless.
Disguised as the French Olympic ski team, a squad of five beautiful, sensuous women from Venus come to Earth to carry sperm back to their home planet to save their all-female population from becoming extinct.
The women capture unwary male subjects (in upper Bavaria!) and extract their seed by way of a machine called ‘The Suckomatic’ – basically a milking machine!
Eventually, the men explain that there is another way of extracting what they’re looking for and the women learn from their more than eager partners and discover the excitement of earth-style sex.
The English dubbing is terrible – but then, the original cast members were speaking German and anyone with the slightest knowledge of the German language will understand that it is pretty hard to dub over a word with 12 syllables.
Kommandantin 666
Nina Frederic Galaxia
Catharina Conti Begania
Heidrun Hankammer Eclypse
Alena Penc Solaria
Gerti Schneider Sepp Hochkogler
Franz Muxeneder Dr Mansfeld
Michael Maien Flamm
Klaus Münster Frau Hochkogler
Hilde Rom Zenzi
Lydia Mikulski Karl
Leopold Gmeinwieser
Director
Hans G. Keil (Georg Tressler)
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The women capture unwary male subjects (in upper Bavaria!) and extract their seed by way of a machine called ‘The Suckomatic’ – basically a milking machine!
