In a post-apocalyptic future dystopian Britain, aspiring comedian Sam Coex (Steve Munroe) murders Joey Myers (Jeff Pirie), the leading comic on the club circuit, and takes his place in the limelight.
Soon after, Sam – sporting the worst ginger mullet in the free world – hooks up with drug-addicted stripper Ann (the beautiful but untalented Berderia Timini who shows her breasts at regular intervals), who is the cause of his downfall.
Sam also gets picked up by Joey Myers’ old agent Stan (Bernard Plant), who charges a staggering 80% fee for booking him into various dives. As his career progresses, Coex is haunted by visions, often involving the zombified return of Joey Myers.
In this authoritarian future – where jackbooted ponytailed militia can beat the crap out of people in public for no reason then throw them in gaol without trial – the highest form of culture appears to be the working man’s club circuit.
It has the worst cast, the worst sets (Sam’s flat looks like it has been wallpapered with wet toilet roll), the worst camera work, the worst sound, the cheapest and weakest special effects and the greatest over-use of a smoke machine in cinematic history.
Makes Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrick.
Sam Coex
Steve Munroe Ann
Berderia Timini Joey Myers
Jeff Pirie Stan Clarke
Bernard Plant Jim Malone
Bob Flag George Ellington
Vass Anderson Compere
Simon Davies Inspector Trow
Gary Twomey Vision
Joy Lale Mr Bland
Eddie Blackstone Eddie
Gabe Cameron Police Soldier 1
Philip Hope Police Soldier 2
Eddie Dudzik Prostitute at Bar
Anna Simmons Dead Man
Graham Anderson Club Artist
Daryl Nock Police Victim
John Deerey Dancer
Nicki Wheelen Helen Coex
Sarah
Director
Richard Driscoll
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Sam also gets picked up by Joey Myers’ old agent Stan (Bernard Plant), who charges a staggering 80% fee for booking him into various dives. As his career progresses, Coex is haunted by visions, often involving the zombified return of Joey Myers.
