Please, Sir!

1 9 6 8 – 1 9 7 1 (UK)
57 x 25 minute episodes

Please, Sir! was inspired by the 1967 movie To Sir, With Love and was John Alderton’s first starring role since Dr Moon in Emergency – Ward 10.

Stammering English teacher Bernard “Privet” Hedges (Alderton) was the Form Master of class 5C at tough Fenn Street School in South London, in probably the Glammest of all seventies sitcoms

5C were a mob of rowdy, unruly adolescent boys and startlingly mature mini-skirted young women – a kind of Bash Street Kids gone to pot. . . .

Duffy (Peter Cleall) was a denim-clad football hooligan who looked at least five years older than John Alderton but sported a great Rod Stewart haircut; Sharon (Penny Spencer) was a mini-skirted, dolly bird with a feather cut, while Maureen (Liz Gebhardt) was a skinny mousy girl with a crush on Sir.

The class also featured Malcolm McFee as Craven, David Barry as wannabe tough guy Frankie “Hank” Abbott (who would sulk and suck his thumb when challenged) and Pete Denyer as simple but loveable Dennis Dunstable.

All the kids were played by actors well past school-leaving age – Most were actually in their early 20s when the show began – which is why they looked like the most developed fifth-formers you’d ever seen.

The gang caused Hedges much heartache, but at least he could share his sorrows over a cup of tea in the staff room with his fellow teachers: cynical and sarcastic Welshman Price (Richard Davies); the ancient, mostly asleep Mr Smith (Erik Chitty); the terrifying straight-laced deputy head Doris Ewell (Joan Sanderson); and the well-meaning but vapid and hapless headmaster, Morris Cromwell (Noel Howlett).

Norman Potter (Derek Guyler, pictured) was the Hitlerian school janitor – or “Administrative Executive” as he described himself – who had been a Desert Rat in the 8th Army during WWII, and was inevitably the target of all 5C’s pranks and practical jokes.

The 1971 movie of the same name starred the same cast (with a different Sharon, now played by Carol Hawkins) and a few noteworthy additions, including Jack Smethurst (from Love Thy Neighbour) as a bus driver. The film saw Hedges meet a girlfriend named Penny Wheeler  (Jill Kerman), who was then written into the next series as his fiancée.

When Alderton left Please, Sir! the series continued as The Fenn Street Gang from 1971 to 1973, concentrating on the antics of the kids from 5C after leaving school. Alderton made guest appearances in this series.

The Fenn Street Gang marked a turning point in the fortunes of Please, Sir!, and in turn spawned another spin-off, Bowler.

The first Fenn Street series ran simultaneously with the last series of Please, Sir! and Esmonde and Larbey were at full stretch to script all of the episodes; eventually, they handed a dozen Please, Sir! programmes over to other writers.

With the old 5C disbanded, new pupils (pictured below) and staff – including the militaristic Mr Dix (Glynn Edwards), Mr Wyatt the art teacher (Gregory Scott), and Mr Ffitchett-Brown (Richard Warwick) – were brought into the cast but they did not capture the viewers as before. Worse, John Alderton wanted out.

His character, Hedges and Penny married in the 1970 Christmas special and he got his wish and his character was written out of the series (appearing in three episodes of The Fenn Street Gang and two of the final series of Please, Sir! before doing so) – notionally to take a year’s course in sociology.

He too was replaced, but, again, the formula that had made the show so successful was now lost, and it somewhat fizzled out from here, the final episode seeing the perpetual spinster Miss Ewell marrying Mr Sibley.

The American sitcom Welcome Back Kotter was based on Please, Sir! and gave John Travolta his start in TV.

The parallels between this show and Please, Sir! were obvious, but the US producers did not acknowledge the British predecessor, and it was impossible for anyone to prove otherwise.

The second series of Please, Sir! straddled ITV’s switch from black and white to colour transmissions, the first eight episodes being screened in monochrome, the remaining five in colour.

They were all made in colour, however, as subsequent repeats proved.

Liz Gebhardt was diagnosed with cancer and admitted to hospital in summer 1996. She died in August, aged 51. During her cancer treatment, she sustained injuries from radiotherapy.

Malcolm McFee died on 18 November 2001 at the age of 52. He had been suffering from cancer.

Bernard Hedges
John Alderton
Mr Price  
Richard Davies
Doris Ewell
Joan Sanderson
Norman Potter
Derek Guyler
Mr Smith
Erik Chitty
Morris Cromwell  
Noel Howlett
Eric Duffy
Peter Cleall
Frankie Abbott
David Barry
Maureen Bullock
Liz Gebhardt
Peter Craven
Malcolm McFee
Dennis Dunstable
Peter Denyer
Sharon Eversleigh  
Penny Spencer (1)
Carol Hawkins (2)
Penny Wheeler/Hedges
Jill Kerman
Gobber/Godber
Charles Bolton
Daisy
Rosemary Faith
Des
Billy Hamon
Terry Stringer
Barry McCarthy
Celia
Drina Pavlovic
Pat 
Shirley Cheriton 
Mr Sibley
Lindsay Campbell
Miss Petting
Vivienne Martin
Mr Ffitchett-Brown
Richard Warwick
Mr Dix
Glynn Edwards
Mr Wyatt
Gregory Scott

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