As with Bandit, a dull, dull chocolate wafer, this time with Mike “Mr Spooner” Berry warbling the tuneless song until distressed wife hands equally pissed-off son the bar in question to take to Dad and get him to shut the f**k up.
I got those, can’t get enough of those Blue Riband blues
Blue Riband’s the milk chocolate wafer biscuit I always choose
When my woman treats me right
She buys me Blue Riband wafer biscuits crisp and light
I got those, can’t get enough of those Bluuuuue… oh, thank you!